did you get engaged???
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
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I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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