My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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