i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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