this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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