Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
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Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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