Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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