ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Mom said you looked used
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Randomize
