accomplished twins. life is a go
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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