You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
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You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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