Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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