he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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