Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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