He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
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