Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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