he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Did I show you my penis last night?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I have grass duct taped all over my body
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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