Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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