There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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