why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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