i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.