Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I am midnight drunk by noon
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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