i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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