i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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