The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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