You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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