Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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