You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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