I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
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Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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