I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
Randomize
