they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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