dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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