You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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