Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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