Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
The air was thick with penises
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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