The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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