Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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