Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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