JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.