11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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