Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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