So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Welp...herpes.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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