so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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