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Are we in a gay sports bar?

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger

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(289): View more from Ontario

She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...

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(760): View more from California

Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...

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(973): View more from New Jersey

If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari

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(330): View more from Ohio

He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.

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(813): View more from Florida

I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious

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(757): View more from Virginia

I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.

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I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.

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I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.

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