I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
