hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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