She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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