so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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