You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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