Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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