I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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