Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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