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You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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