I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
You don't make any sense
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