i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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